i play video games and when i’m not playing video games i watch other people play video games and when i’m not doing either of those things i’m listening to video game soundtracks and thinking about video games
me meeting new friends and not knowing if they’re homophobic or not:
hello my heterosexual companions! what straight activities will us straight people be partaking in this evening? perhaps “chilling” at a straight bar? watching football? kissing those of the opposite gender possibly? oh how fun it is, being hetero!
"but inquisitor, how do you expect to save thedas from destruction if you spend all your time in skyhold redecorating and throwing sick parties with your friends?"
"i’m sorry no more questions at this time"
Time rots everything, Booker, Even hope.
me on the internet: gay
me irl: gay, but quietly
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